The Abdication of the Aztek's Rule as King of Ugly

"pauljones" (pauljones) 09/04/2013 at 11:10 • Filed to: Peas, Lexus, LF-NX, Epic Fail

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I woke up this morning feeling fine. Ran a few quick errands before coming into the office, figured I'd take a few minutes to peruse the news, then be right and ready to knock out a solid day of work. And that's when I saw it. The Lexus LF-NA concept. After a few brief seconds of looking at it, I now have a head-splitting migraine and mild nausea. This is one of the ugliest cars I've ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on.

What that which has been seen cannot be unseen, it can be ameliorated.

Post pictures of beautiful things below to help me and other poor schmucks like me suffering from the pain of having had to see the Lexus LF-NX concept.

PS - With the advent of the LF-NX, there can be no more Aztek jokes. This has de-throned the Aztek.

PPS - I shall henceforth use the tag "Peas" to categorize all such unpleasant monstrosities.

pauljones > pauljones 09/04/2013 at 11:13

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Oh God, now I can't stop looking at this thing. It's a slow-motion trainwreck that you just can't help but watch; like watching Robin Williams and Roseanne Barr making out.

I'm scarred now.

Jagvar > pauljones 09/04/2013 at 11:14

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Let's get it to breed with this thing.

MooseKnuckles > pauljones 09/04/2013 at 11:15

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It's like a Mansory Cayenne went through a trash compactor

Ghost Dog - For the kittens > pauljones 09/04/2013 at 11:17

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That is the worst rendering of Russian vaporware I have ever seen.

pauljones > Jagvar 09/04/2013 at 11:18

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No, don't post ugly things. I've had too much ugly for one day. Post beautiful things.

pauljones > MooseKnuckles 09/04/2013 at 11:19

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That may actually be the most apt description for it I've heard thus far.

Casper > pauljones 09/04/2013 at 11:22

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What the hell is wrong with designers and turning something like this out in a render? Having that in your portfolio should ensure you never work again.

ChiffChaff > pauljones 09/04/2013 at 11:23

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Some fool stuck the wrong badge on the front; cuz that's the new Dodge Caliber.

Jagvar > pauljones 09/04/2013 at 11:27

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Here's a young Sophia Loren in a 300 SL Gullwing.

AbigGRNboot > pauljones 09/04/2013 at 11:29

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Lord Vader called.

Said he'd like the mask to his helmet back.

Kinda hard to breath.

pauljones > Jagvar 09/04/2013 at 11:34

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That'll do.

Atomic Buffalo > pauljones 09/04/2013 at 12:27

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Aztek abdicates nothing. It was produced. In volume. For years.